fiveminutess:

this is my phone. probably the greatest phone in all the lands.  it can be dropped off a house without breaking. and it has snake.




why are people so dumb?



lovethyhippie:

goals

You insult me
as if the worst names
haven’t come out of my
own mouth before.
But you could never
hate me as much as I
once hated myself.
Go ahead,
keep your tongue
heavy. I have already
survived the worst.

Can You Taste The Self-Loathing In This Poem | Lora Mathis (via lora-mathis)


So I found our senior yearbook. #worsttimeever

bledzeppelin:

Lyrics to any Vampire Weekend song

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  • sweaters
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  • CAPE COD 

(Source: thedoorsalbum)



@quintendo64, you’ll always be my Jamie.



myotpisgay:

i-make-doodles-lol:

hey look

image

it’s shakespeare.

that was the worst pun ever but im laughing



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