You kids are off playing all those new games and I’m just sitting here playing #bioshock


Anonymous asked:
I want to see you naked


Have you ever seen a freshly-peeled potato fall and roll across the floor of a barber shop? 

Same thing.


Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”

Anonymous asked:
You seriously wouldn't date a person if they didn't like a movie? smh


it’s not just a movie it’s goodfellas okay and we all have our priorities

Anonymous asked:
what is pussy supposed to smell like?


Bubblegum and hope



Pizza Lover friendship necklaces

re-posting this one!

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